Home alone send me messages yo
I’m such a cheeky lil holiday thief. Watch out tesco.
As soon as I take my earphones out and the music stops I’m neither sassy nor fabulous anymore
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that is literally what it is
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST